“Salem, you write like 1) someone who actually knows how to write, but is 2) out of your f***ing mind, and 3) willing to leverage that warped synergy toward pop-culture tale-spinning and insisting, via that reckless prose, that everything that might suggest otherwise can go to hell.”                                              W. A. Brenner, Austin Chronicle

AVAILABLE                            JUNE 2016

Pearly, an urban vampire, has a very wild imagination, and his imaginary biographies are coming to life: black ink waters flood New York City; a leviathan haunts the shores; paper dragons menace the skies; and even roses are monsters.

Pearly is just writing his memoirs. Curious?

Unfortunately, it’s not a good idea to read them. Not at all.